Today my girlfriend and I went to a department store. I will not bring it up the name, but they sell a lot of stuff, headphones, shoes, clothes, and also famous brands products, for a very good price, what makes me wait for hours, while she proves everything. It sounds really nice place, we never had any problem there, but there is always a first time.
As I went to the check out I noticed a woman standing by the cashiers, she was holding some products with both hands, almost like she was carrying a baby, but was not in the line, anyways I asked her. She just moved her head both sides, twice, saying no. But there was something weird about her, she seemed holding her breath somehow. I nodded and went forward to pay for our items. The cashier greeted me with a big smile, showing me all his teeth with excitement. I answered with a shy smile swiped my credit card and while he was packing everything I felt a strange odor, very delicate, but I could recognize it. Someone farted.
That instantly made me remind that quiet woman holding her things. I knew she was hiding something. My first reaction was a giggle, the cashier giggled too, he might smelled it or thought I was flirting, hopefully the first option. The odor got stronger and stronger and I heard someone scream “she passed out!” and looked around and an old lady was laid down on the floor, her things were all spread over, the employee next to her, who was trying to help was the following victim. When I noticed, everyone was coughing and having a bad time to breath. Moms covering their child’s mouths, people running towards the exit.
It got worst when the smoke alarm started to ring. Chaos took over the place. How come a fart could be that strong? Did she do it on purpose? Was that some kind of revenge? And the mainly question: what she had in lunch for God’s sake?
I went to find my girlfriend, she was struggling to reach out a little window, along with three more people, for fresh air. I took her hand, looked in her eyes and she understood it was time to go. Hold your breath – I whispered. We ran out the store, jumping over people and objects on the floor.
The alarm was loud and we were very close to the exit when we heard someone yelling “over here, over here”. The firefighters arrived to save everyone. They took us to an ambulance outside, we saw people getting sick, throwing up, coughing, but we were fine. Maybe we were immune somehow.
After they cleaned up the area, they did not find that woman. Everyone was fine and the firefighters said they had some fart issues before, but not like that one. It was a very toxic fart.
Later on our way home, I let out a little fart in the car, my girlfriend looked at me scared, but then we both started to laugh.
Ps.: this is a fictional story. The real event was only a lady who farted while I was walking towards the cashier.
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